Ek bar Gandhiji ke sar par 8-10 baal aaye .Wah hajam ke pas gaya
Hagam ne gusse se pucha cut kary ya count karu
Bappu vinumrata se bole colour karo beta.
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Ek bar Gandhiji ke sar par 8-10 baal aaye .Wah hajam ke pas gaya
Hagam ne gusse se pucha cut kary ya count karu
Bappu vinumrata se bole colour karo beta.
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!..........................................
Ek tourist ne bar budhiya ke pass bomb rakh diya
Log chiolane laga
Budhiya bomb hain
Budhiya bomb hain
Woh sharma kar bole
"Woh to main jawani main thi"
Gunde ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail hua aur ghar akar dad se bola
Sun baapu , un logo ne teen ghanta apun se puchtach kiya magar apun be tera
aulad sala muh khola ich hi nahi.
One person to a sadhu ..........Guruji mere bibi mene bahut perehsan kare koye upay batao.
To sadhu ji bola re bawala agar iko koi upay hoto tho mein sadhu thodi banto.
HA!HA!HA!HA!
HA!HA!
HA!HA!
HA!HA!
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Girl's father : Main nahi chahta ki mere bete apni puri zindagi ek gadha ke sath guzare
Boy friend : Bas isliya main use yahase la jana aaya huin
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A/C student ki galli:
Saala bounce cheque , dharti pe liability , bad debets dishonoured bill , insolvent admi ,
itna marunga ki tere balance sheet tall yna hi hogi.
Munna Bhai- Are circuit Mujhe ek nurse se pyaar ho gaya hain. Letter main kya likhu?
Circuit-Simple bhai ,Likhna
Dear Sister I love you Tumhara Munna Bhai