Exams

The law says

"if u can't convince them then atleast confuce them "

Do u know wich law it is ?

"law of answering in exams"..........

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theifs

Laziness

2 theives had just gone after robbing a big bank

Thief 1:Lets see how much we got !

Thief 2:I'm tired !

We'll find out frm thr mrning paper.

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Ek bar Gandhiji ke sar par 8-10 baal aaye .Wah hajam ke pas gaya

Hagam ne gusse se pucha cut kary ya count karu

Bappu vinumrata se bole colour karo beta.

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!..........................................

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Comedian joke

Ek tourist ne bar budhiya ke pass bomb rakh diya

Log chiolane laga

Budhiya bomb hain

Budhiya bomb hain

Woh sharma kar bole

"Woh to main jawani main thi"

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Gunda joke

Gunde ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail hua aur ghar akar dad se bola

Sun baapu , un logo ne teen ghanta apun se puchtach kiya magar apun be tera

aulad sala muh khola ich hi nahi.

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Marwari joke

One person to a sadhu ..........Guruji mere bibi mene bahut perehsan kare koye upay batao.

To sadhu ji bola re bawala agar iko koi upay hoto tho mein sadhu thodi banto.

HA!HA!HA!HA!
HA!HA!
HA!HA!
HA!HA!
HA............................................

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Young joke

Girl's father : Main nahi chahta ki mere bete apni puri zindagi ek gadha ke sath guzare

Boy friend : Bas isliya main use yahase la jana aaya huin

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!...........................................

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BUSSINESS JOKE

A/C student ki galli:

Saala bounce cheque , dharti pe liability , bad debets dishonoured bill , insolvent admi ,

itna marunga ki tere balance sheet tall yna hi hogi.

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English joke

One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said "hi jack"
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly another guy from other side got up an said
"Hi john"
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!.......................................................

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Munna bhai joke

Munna Bhai- Are circuit Mujhe ek nurse se pyaar ho gaya hain. Letter main kya likhu?

Circuit-Simple bhai ,Likhna

Dear Sister I love you Tumhara Munna Bhai

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Punjabi joke

A bird shits on a sardar .
Sardar shouts angrily."chaddi nahi pehata kya"?
The bird shouted back."tu chaddi mein karta hain kya ".

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Who said English is easy? Fill in the blanks with 'yes' or 'no'
1)________ I don't have sense.
2)________ I don't have brain.
3)________ I am stupid.
What r u doing.

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In U.S.A, a machine was invented to catch theives
They took it to different countries for test
In UK, in 30 minutes it caught 50 theives
In Spain, in 30 it caught 110 theives
In India within 15 minutes the machine was stolen.
HA!HA!HA!

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Punjabi joke

Boss to Santo
Where were you born ?
Santo: Punjab
Boss:Which part?
Santo: Kya which part ? O ji whole body born i punjab.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Q. Why there is no tea in China??????
THINK!THINK!SOCHO!SOCHO
Ans.Because its name ownself says chi -na
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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foolish joke

Q.Why does Raju never comb his hair?
Ans.Because he does not have hair.
Try to laugh.

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funny joke

Q.How will a man speak who does not have a tongue?
Think!Think!Think!Think!Think!Think!
Ans.With his nose.
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

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Joke 1

Q : How to make BLACK money White?
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PAINT IT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA .....

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